Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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