she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
3pm strippers are depressing
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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