is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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