There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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