yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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