Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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