i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
