Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize