No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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