that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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