where am i from again
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
Randomize