Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Pants are for mortals
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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