Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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