Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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