For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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