And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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