She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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