Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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