Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Randomize
