I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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