I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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