It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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