i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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