I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
