You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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