We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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