Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Randomize
