okay pat passed out under dana's car
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's official drugs can't kill me
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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