yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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