It's Friday. Sex?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Randomize
