: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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