New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so let's talk penis.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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