It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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