SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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