can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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