I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
