I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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