This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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