the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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