Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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