if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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