Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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