People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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