But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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