Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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