now i know why i became what i already was.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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