sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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