The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
The ass gains better be worth it
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