We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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