I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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