I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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