Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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